Letters to the Editor

Lost and found

Hello. I was wondering if you have found my car keys yet?

Colostomy Shanks

After a quick search of the office we've not been able to turn them up. Where did you last leave them? Have you looked down the back of the settee, that's where I'm always loosing them.

Even if you don't find your keys, chances are you'll find a couple of quid or a fair amount of lint. Maybe even an old Jelly Baby that's been abandoned and now more closely resembles a miniature yeti.

Hope that helps.

- The Editor