this isn't exeter - irrelevant news and gossip that probably isn't true.

Letters to the Editor

A large pair

Harry Black Bollocks is wondering why his bollocks have not appeared in the local records as being the largest pair of black bollocks.

Harry is available for interview if required.

Jon

Yes, well. Not really much more we can say about this.

If you're out there Harry you know how to contact us.

- The Editor