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Show me the way to go home

I was absolutely shocked to read your article about how accidents can occur on roads. I was at work when i read the article and am currently still there paralysed by fear of death and unable to leave as i have to cross more than one of these tarmac death traps. Maybe i should buy a helicopter?!

Stuart Jefery

This was shocking to us in the office as well. We'd never considered that roads could be dangerous. I vaguely remember my parents saying something about it when I was little, but I assumed it was simply an old wives tale.

Help is at hand though, free yourself from the road with your own personal jetpack and soar away to freedom.

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- The Editor

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