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Dirty bastard
That Lilu is a bit of alright. Do you think you could put in a word for an old codger so maybe I could 'chuck a mix in'.
Ta from Alf of Tiverton.
I'm afraid to tell you this Alf, but that one is taken. It's the Editor's privilege to get freaky with the staff members. All I can say is read the advice she's given you and you may yet get your old lady to get busy in the bedroom department instead.
- The Editor