Letters to the Editor

The runs

So can we expect to see your good selves doing the pub crawl, considering that your sports editor has taken it upon his good self to actually run it?

Elizabeth

To be honest, at that time in the morning you'll be lucky to see the rest of us out of bed. We rarely emerge from the warmth of the covers before 12 on the holiest of days.

That said, we will be out and cheering on our representative, who's raising money for some charity or other. At least that's what he's told us, we've all pledged a fiver so far, so maybe he's doing the pub crawl after all.

The cunning bastard...

- The Editor