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Letters to the Editor

Tax avoision

I write in relation to the frankly disturbing expo that was carried out by Loz Trist in the E&E regarding the long awaited strip club on the Quay. I am concerned as I tipped a waitress the other day and I have a feeling that she did not declare this extra income to the Inland Revenue, surely this is tax evasion, maybe Miss Trist could do an expo on this.

I then decided that a hooker would be the best course of action, however being quite new to the area was at a loss as to where I maybe able to locate such services. However I was soon getting the relief I had been looking for thanks to a handy section in the E&E classifieds called 'personal services' which listed a number of "massage parlours". I have since used this information to put a number of girls in touch with these business' in order to help them with their debt problems.

I hope that I have made my point about the E&E, we are all guilty of tax evasion now and again, and if you really want to work as a hooker in Exeter you need only look in the back of the Echo.

Keep up the good work on the site and can I recommend the pigeon marksman article on the Surrey Comet website the comments are pure comical genius.

Roger

If it's double standards you're after then the Echo is certainly the first place to start looking in this town, and their recent exposé really seems to have stirred the pigeons, so to speak.

Although before putting them down too much I must admit I did learn something from that article. Taxi drivers know where the best brothels are. Makes sense really, but it's nice to have it confirmed.

Do Gemini know better brothels than City Cabs? Can Beacon Taxis get you a hand job for under a fiver?

Let us know!

- The Editor