Mum's the word

Your readers might be interested to know that I found a crate of a half dozen or so mums washed up on t'beach at the weekend. I've asked, but absolutely none of them claim to be "Debbie's mum" or indeed in anyway associated with anyone going by that name. There's a Dawn's mum amongst them though.

If anyone wants to buy one come and find me. They're KC registered and have had their hips checked.

(Need to off load 'em all before mother's day).

Cap'n Ahab.