Letters to the Editor

Moist goods

Would you or your news hounds be interested in purchasing a new BMW motorbike (one very un-careful owner, minor scuff marks and just a hint of fish)?

No? Perhaps some dampish nappies then?

Yours faithfully,

Cap'n Birds-Eye.

Well, you nearly had me with the bike, I'm sure our Agony Aunt would look cracking draped over it in a tight fitting bikini, but those pictures aren't going to leave the office.

Not so sure about the damp nappies.

Any takers?

- The Editor