OMFG! A sword!
0 commentsThe Echo seems to be completely unable to fathom how, after it's extensive and fucking pointless campaign, people could still have these deadly weapons in their homes.
Plymouthian runs himself over
0 commentsA Plymouth man was taken to hospital on Monday after he managed to run himself over with his car after trying to park it in one of the city's car parks.
Ninjas attack New Jersey school
0 commentsPublic schools in Barnegat, New Jersey, were 'locked down' on Wednesday when it was reported that a ninja had been spotted on the school grounds.
Women, know your limits
0 commentsFirst we gave women the vote, then we let them drive, now all hell is breaking loose as they start causing carnage in the countries car parks.
Doomed, we're all doomed!
1 commentI can't believe they went and did it. The third and final part of the SkyNet satellite system was launched last week, completing the massive space based AI.
Young lady plays with her Wii
0 commentsA video on YouTube of a woman playing with her Wii has had over 2 million views after he boyfriend posted it without her knowledge.
Holiday makers win child in arcade
0 commentsMost arcades you go to are sure to have a prize-grab machine, where you pay upwards of 20p a go to attempt to pick up teddies and other fluffy animals with a wholly inadequate claw, but in Skegness you can actually win children.
Phantom bus-stop fools Alzheimer's patients
0 commentsA German care home in Düsseldorf has come up with a fine example of forward thinking when they erected a fake bus stop to stop Alzheimer's patients from wandering off.