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I want you back for good
0 commentsAfter a 7 week limited trial run last year, chocolate maker Cadbury has announced the Wispa is coming back to the shelves of retailers permanently.
Put it away and save the planet
1 commentAn Exeter doctor has written a letter to the British Medical Journal saying that teenage mums cause global warming.
Lawnmowerman arrested
0 commentsLawnmowers everywhere are quaking in their sheds this morning after news has come in of a 56-year-old American who shot his with a sawn-off shotgun after it would not start.
Are NASA taking the piss?
0 commentsA leaked memo from NASA has revealed that scientists at the Johnson Space Centre in Houston, Texas are trying to amass a large stockpile of human urine.
OMFG! A sword!
0 commentsThe Echo seems to be completely unable to fathom how, after it's extensive and fucking pointless campaign, people could still have these deadly weapons in their homes.
Plymouthian runs himself over
0 commentsA Plymouth man was taken to hospital on Monday after he managed to run himself over with his car after trying to park it in one of the city's car parks.
Ninjas attack New Jersey school
0 commentsPublic schools in Barnegat, New Jersey, were 'locked down' on Wednesday when it was reported that a ninja had been spotted on the school grounds.
Women, know your limits
0 commentsFirst we gave women the vote, then we let them drive, now all hell is breaking loose as they start causing carnage in the countries car parks.
