


World News 
Get your mouth round my organ
0 commentsA half-naked man was chased up a tree by police near Dawlish Warren on Tuesday in Cockwood of all places.
Dead man walking
0 commentsA Middlesbrough man returning from an impulse holiday in Australia discovered his family and friends mourning his death after seeing an obituary in the local paper.
Evil board game confiscated by the rozzers
0 commentsA board game designed in Cambridge was confiscated by overzealous police during a protest in Kent near Kingsnorth power station last week.
Some messed up shit
0 commentsAn American's shit art project has broken a window and brought down a power line after giant inflatable dog turds were blown away at the end of last month.
Poor show at the Olympics in the making?!
0 commentsI have no doubt that this bungled escape attempt in Hampshire is indicative of the changing state of our Nation.
Cracker star wanted for NZ crimewave
0 commentsWanted posters featuring Robbie Coltrane have appeared in a the Christchurch area of the South Island of New Zealand saying he is wanted by the police and is an 'Active Burglar'.
We told you so
0 commentsA man in Scotland has recently been told he will be become a granddad at the tender age of 30, after becoming a dad when he was only 14.
Death by Fairy cake
0 commentsAn inquest has heard how a man was killed by fairy cakes whilst visiting a photography exhibition in Swansea.




