Cannabis smoker fined for tobacco use
0 commentsA 27-year-old man has been fined for smoking inside one of Holland's famous cannabis cafés, not for smoking a joint, but for smoking one that contained tobacco.
The planet is safe... for now
0 commentsIt looks like the end of the world has been postponed for a couple of months as CERN announce the LHC has been shut down until next year.
Under 1000 hours to go
0 commentsWell, we thought it would all be over by now, but it seems that the tests run beneath the French/Swiss border today were unlikely to destroy the planet or even destroy the French.
We're all going to die tomorrow
1 commentThere's no point getting your will in order, just kiss your loved ones goodbye tonight and prepare for the Armageddon.
MySpace founder was teen terrorist hacker
0 commentsTom Anderson, one of the co-founders of MySpace has been revealed as "Lord Flathead", the leader of an early black-hat hacker group who held the Chase Manhattan Bank to ransom.
Get your mouth round my organ
0 commentsA half-naked man was chased up a tree by police near Dawlish Warren on Tuesday in Cockwood of all places.
Dead man walking
0 commentsA Middlesbrough man returning from an impulse holiday in Australia discovered his family and friends mourning his death after seeing an obituary in the local paper.
Evil board game confiscated by the rozzers
0 commentsA board game designed in Cambridge was confiscated by overzealous police during a protest in Kent near Kingsnorth power station last week.