Don't look like a dick on New Years Eve
0 commentsImportant news for anyone attending a new year's eve party or any kind of gathering where a countdown is involved. This year has an extra second at the end.
Scottish widow, not white widow
0 commentsPolice raided the highland cottage of a 79-year-old widow after a tip off that she had been growing Cannabis in a window box of her cottage.
Posted to freedom 2
0 commentsIt used to be that you could rely on the Germans as being one of the few races that knew how to run a prison camp properly, but in this new world of political correctness gone mad they seem to have lost the plot.
Missing: One church
0 commentsReports are coming out of Russia that barefaced thieves have stolen a 200 year old church from the village of Komarovo.
I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable
1 commentOne dozy Pole has lost his driving licence after being found drunk in charge of a vehicle in Bialystok in the north east of Poland.
I am become death
0 commentsIn a worrying new move, it seems that doctors in the UK are to be given guidance in how to recognise if someone has died.
Still no news on Geraldine
0 commentsAfter last night's exciting finale to Britain's got the Pop Factor and possibly a new Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice there is still no news on Geraldine's condition.
The chef with cojones
0 commentsWhen you think of Serbian cooking, not much really comes to mind. Their national dish is some kind of sausage type thing, but one man plans to change all that.