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Goths thrown off busA pair of goths were thrown off a bus operated by firm Arriva Yorkshire and barred from getting on another amid fears of passenger safety.

Take a Minogue to bedAntipodean pop pixie Kylie Minogue wants you to take her to bed. What more could you ask for? We're certainly not going to ask twice.

There's mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!In scenes reminiscent of the Hollywood movie 'Snakes on a Plane', Vietnamese customs officials found around a ton of live snakes on a plane.

Coming over here, taking our dogs jobsIn a bizarre twist of roles, immigrant dogs are being brought in to the Police force, although it is the handlers that are being trained.

What are you doing here?A polish man got a big surprise when he visited a local brothel and found his wife offering her services.

Clarkson admits he was wrongAfter publishing his bank account details in the Sun newspaper Jeremy Clarkson found one cheeky scally had set up a £500 direct debit to a charity.

Kids want to be abusedThe Bishop of Tenerife is reported to have said that young children are the cause of child abuse, with their young supple little bodies.

All I wanted for Christmas is some hardcore pornOne little girl got slightly more than she bargained for after her father bought an MP3 player from Walmart in Sparta, Tennessee.