World News 
I am become death
0 commentsIn a worrying new move, it seems that doctors in the UK are to be given guidance in how to recognise if someone has died.
Still no news on Geraldine
0 commentsAfter last night's exciting finale to Britain's got the Pop Factor and possibly a new Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice there is still no news on Geraldine's condition.
The chef with cojones
0 commentsWhen you think of Serbian cooking, not much really comes to mind. Their national dish is some kind of sausage type thing, but one man plans to change all that.
Cannabis smoker fined for tobacco use
0 commentsA 27-year-old man has been fined for smoking inside one of Holland's famous cannabis cafés, not for smoking a joint, but for smoking one that contained tobacco.
The planet is safe... for now
0 commentsIt looks like the end of the world has been postponed for a couple of months as CERN announce the LHC has been shut down until next year.
Under 1000 hours to go
0 commentsWell, we thought it would all be over by now, but it seems that the tests run beneath the French/Swiss border today were unlikely to destroy the planet or even destroy the French.
We're all going to die tomorrow
1 commentThere's no point getting your will in order, just kiss your loved ones goodbye tonight and prepare for the Armageddon.
MySpace founder was teen terrorist hacker
0 commentsTom Anderson, one of the co-founders of MySpace has been revealed as "Lord Flathead", the leader of an early black-hat hacker group who held the Chase Manhattan Bank to ransom.
