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Ellis-Bexter found dead in Paris appartment
1 commentSophie Ellis-Bexter, daughter of Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis has been found dead on the floor of a Paris apartment under suspicious circumstances.
When Chavs push bells
0 commentsPolice were called to a stand-off in a Plymouth bus, going from Barne Barton to St Budeaux Square on Tuesday, after the driver rang the fuzz after a passenger pushed the bell one too may times.
Goodbye to rude streetnames
0 commentsLewes District Council, in East Sussex is the first of what will probably become many local councils drawing up politically correct road names in an attempt to stop confusion and derision.
Don't look like a dick on New Years Eve
0 commentsImportant news for anyone attending a new year's eve party or any kind of gathering where a countdown is involved. This year has an extra second at the end.
Scottish widow, not white widow
0 commentsPolice raided the highland cottage of a 79-year-old widow after a tip off that she had been growing Cannabis in a window box of her cottage.
Posted to freedom 2
0 commentsIt used to be that you could rely on the Germans as being one of the few races that knew how to run a prison camp properly, but in this new world of political correctness gone mad they seem to have lost the plot.
Missing: One church
0 commentsReports are coming out of Russia that barefaced thieves have stolen a 200 year old church from the village of Komarovo.
I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable
1 commentOne dozy Pole has lost his driving licence after being found drunk in charge of a vehicle in Bialystok in the north east of Poland.
