World News 
Badgers cause blackout
0 commentsBadgers have savaged a power substation in Barnstaple causing power failures for around 600 houses in the area.
She was a model teacher
0 commentsIn all senses of the word, Natasha Gray was indeed a model PE teacher, but she is now facing disciplinary action at the hands of the head teacher after certain modelling shots surfaced online.
Confessions of a dog fucker
0 commentsWorried that her boyfriend had been using their computer to look at child pornography an American woman took their machine to the police who found video of her having sex with a Beagle called Toby.
International binge drinking day
2 commentsIt's the day of the year where everyone celebrates the demon booze and goes out to get completely wasted on Guinness and any other booze you can think of with some green dye in it.
Gay ducks amaze keepers
0 commentsA breeding program which was launched when keepers realised there were only 3 examples of the species left in the UK, has failed after the two remaining male ducks fell for each other, ignoring the last female.
£51k for invisible bus service
0 commentsThe Isles of Scilly has pulled a fast one on the government and secured a massive 51 thousand pound grant for a bus service that doesn't exist.
What's pink and hard?
0 commentsA pig with a tattoo, but for one poor 23-year-old Dominican lad who presented doctors with his engorged member it wasn't a laughing matter.
Cornish language is extinct
0 commentsLinguists working on the 'Atlas of the World's Languages in Danger' have declared the Cornish language as extinct.
