Google keelhauls piracy
0 commentsArrr, it be International Talk like a Pirate Day today, yet the landlubbers at Google 'ave scuppered Mad Cap'n Tom's plans for a grand, great grog-fueled pissup.
PM's wife is a slapper
0 commentsPolice have been questioning Cherie Blair over an assault on a 17-year-old boy which she left bruised and bleeding according to the Child Protection in Sports Unit in Scotland.
Sea men found on love boat
0 commentsIt has been revealed in a tribunal that the Navy are a rum bunch of dirty buggers. Porn is a daily occurrence abord ship and simply goes with life at sea.
School terror plot uncovered
0 commentsA public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
Sex toys that kill
0 commentsGreenpeace have discovered that many soft plastic sex toys contain high levels of toxic chemicals. Butt plugs and dildos are among those affected.
Petty officers hate gnomes
0 commentsDevon & Cornwall Police are threatening to arrest a gnome impersonating a police officer near Liskeard in Cornwall.
Cruize baby is a ringer
0 commentsAfter showing off their new baby Suri in this month's Vanity Fair, it's been revealed that Tom Cruize and Katy Holmes child (pictured) is actually a fake, imported from China.
Burberry factory closes
0 commentsA Burberry factory in Wales is due to close it's doors for the final time. The factory has been closed as it is no longer "commercially viable".