Is this gormless idiot Jesus?
0 commentsOur survey said 'No', but Chris DeBurgh believes he has the gift of healing hands.
Bude Beauty Contest ends in disaster
0 commentsAfter an unfortunate omission from the rulebook, the annual Bude Beauty Contest has been won by what can only be described as a shambling man beast.
DOA: Too shit for cinemas
0 commentsIt seems that the new computer game/film crossover has been deemed too crap to be shown in cinemas in the UK after it's release on the 15th of September.
Unorthodox contraception
0 commentsNorthampton General Hospital have started giving rather unusual family planning advice in an attempt to keep the local population down.
3 year old buys car
0 commentsAfter hacking his mom's eBay account a three year old has sucessfully bid on a £9000 Barbie pink Nissan Figaro and won.
Jack Frost to be killed off
0 commentsInspector Frost is to be killed off due to complaints that the portrayal of the police is unrealistic.
Hamster falls off wheel
0 commentsA hampster was fired at 300 miles an hour down a runway yesterday in an attempt to beat the British land-speed record. On a second run, the hampster veered off in an uncontrolable spin.
How not to rob a shop
0 commentsAn theif armed with a knife threatened staff in the St. Judes Co-op last night before cycling away and crashing his bicycle.