World News 
London quarantined after zombie outbreak
2 commentsLondon has been completely sealed off after cases of mutated swine flu causing minor zombification.
The luck of the Cornish
4 commentsYet again the Cornish have had a sense-of-humour failure after "scrumpy and western" band the Cutlers have refused to go on the Justin Lee Collins Show, claiming the show was racist.
Glastonbury to be cancelled
0 commentsThere has been no official word yet from festival organiser Michael Eavis, but checking weather site MetCheck.com shows that we're in for one hell of a soaking.
Blind, psychic dog cut free from gate
0 commentsA fire crew from Teignmouth was dispatched to free a blind dog that had got it's head stuck in a metal gate.
It's going to fucking piss down
1 commentThe MET office have issued severe weather warnings for the Devon and Cornwall borderlands with thundery downpours in the afternoon and evening.
Bacon, it's great!
0 commentsWe always new it was true, but we finally have proof thanks to the Centre for Life in Newcastle, who have shown how a humble bacon roll can really do us some good.
72 attempts and still no baby
0 commentsGerman couple ask neighbour to be surrogate father to their baby, but don't get what they planned for.
Toffs get panties in a twist over Google mapping
0 commentsWhile the rest of the world is looking forward to seeing themselves on Google's new(ish) Streetview service, one village has gone privacy mental and thrown the camera car out with the threat of pointy sticks.
