Independant school saved by alcoholic monks
0 commentsThe only Catholic secondary school in Cornwall has been purchased by the pissed up monks of Buckfast Abbey.
Large arses banned in Brazil
0 commentsLocal station Mix Radio were running a competition inviting pupils to send in pictures of their classmates' and teachers' backsides.
Bikini speed bandits
0 commentsIn Denmark a new kind of speed check is coming in to action, with an inovative way of getting drivers to slow down.
Man Flu is real
0 commentsA new poll has revealed that man flu is a real, tangible condition, suffered by men the world over.
Scared shitless?
0 commentsThe National Phobics Society has estimated nearly 4 million Britains are affected by a fear of going to the toilet.
Borat storms US and D
0 commentsBorat: Cultural Learning of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was the number one grossing film in the US this weekend, taking $26.4m.
Cornish Oxo freak
0 commentsStephen Kay, 39, used to be a fat bastard, but over the last year all he's eaten is Oxo. He now weighs 15.2 stone, down from 31.5.
KFC: Hiring the dregs of society
0 commentsYet again the staff at the local KFC have proved to be the closest thing we have to the missing link with sub-human inteligence and an inept ability to get everything wrong.