School has massive cockup
0 commentsThe Yarm School in Stockton on Tees has been revieled to have the outline of a massive wang daubed onto the roof of it's building.
Indian men have tiny penises
0 commentsAn Indian survey of more than 1000 men has shown that they do indeed have very tiny penises, and that standard condoms are simply too big.
Britney and Paris: lesbian lovers
0 commentsParis Hilton and Britney Spears are lesbian lovers and have spent a couple nights drinking from each others furry cups.
Merry fucking Christmas
0 commentsHarrods have sacked one of their 6 Santas for making inapropriate comments to customers.
B&Q have a very 'Hankey' Christmas
0 commentsThe Stockport B&Q have suprised shoppers with their festive tunes by playing the South Park 'Christmas Classics' album, including the track entitled 'Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo'.
Teenagers attempt Darwin award entry
0 commentsTwo 16-year-old boys made a valiant attempt at entering this years Darwin awards after they stole a motorbike from Wolston before crashing it on the Coventry city outskirts.
Independant school saved by alcoholic monks
0 commentsThe only Catholic secondary school in Cornwall has been purchased by the pissed up monks of Buckfast Abbey.
Large arses banned in Brazil
0 commentsLocal station Mix Radio were running a competition inviting pupils to send in pictures of their classmates' and teachers' backsides.