World News 
Steve Irwin pisses off stingray
04/09/06 -
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Steve Irwin (44) has died whilst filming for a documentary near the Great Barrier Reef.
0 commentsWoW is a threat to Canada
30/08/06 -
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The popular online computer game World of Warcraft has proven to be a terrorist meeting ground. An Al Qaeda member was discovered aboard a plane traveling from America to Canada.
0 commentsMutant rat on the loose
27/08/06 -
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A dangerous mutant rat has been spotted in London and it is feared it is training a gang of rebellious turtles in the sewers.
0 commentsTesco battles obesity
25/08/06 -
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This week the supermarket chain Tesco have unveiled an plan to prevent obesity taking hold in this country. From this weekend, shoppers will not be able to buy more than 6 items from any of their chains nationwide.
0 commentsIt's all gone dark and I don't know what to do!
23/08/06 -
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Forget global warming, this is global darkening. For the past few weeks it has been getting darker much earlier in the day.
0 commentsTom and Jerry: Corrupting our children
21/08/06 -
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The Hanna Barbera cartoon Tom and Jerry has been labelled a menace to society as the cartoon shows horrific violence towards animals.
0 commentsKentucky makes you fucking ill
19/08/06 -
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Reports have been coming in lately that over indulgence in Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) indeed does make you fucking ill. Local boy Jeremy Norman said "the chicken bits are massive" as he tucked into his second helping.
0 commentsDelays at Exeter Airport
17/08/06 -
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There have been delays at Exeter Airport recently due to recent security procations. Each passenger is permitted to carry one item of cabin baggage through the airport security search point and no liquids are allowed at all. Some passengers have resorted to other measures to get through the checkpoints quickly.
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