Dirk Benedict moves to the UK
0 commentsStar of the original Battlestar Gallactica and The A Team, Dirk Benedict is known across the globe, so why has 'The Face' moved into this year's Celebrity Big Brother house?
No armageddon for another year
0 commentsIt's 2007, and for another year running the end of the world did not happen. No meteors, no world war 3, no nothing.
Saddam's first day in hell
0 commentsIraqi despot Saddam Hussain has finally been reunited with his boyfriend Satan after he was hung in Camp Justice this morning at 3am GMT.
UK Govt says 'no' to monkeys
0 commentsA government website has said it has no plans to make monkeys available to people with disabilities.
WHSmiths goes crackers
0 commentsIn a bold move, WHSmiths have banned the sale of Christmas Crackers to under-age customers as they contain 'dangerous explosives'.
Reality TV is shit: Official
0 commentsThe Archbishop of York has hit out at reality TV shows, turning down a place in this years so-called 'Celebrity' Big Brother.
Belgium closed, locals run for the borders
0 commentsIn the evening news on the 13th of December, the French speaking Belgian broadcaster RTBF announced the disolution of the Belgian state as Flanders had proclaimed independence.
Look at this twat
0 commentsKevin Craswell, 48, former company director, piss-head. This guy, easily mistaken for a tramp, cost the railways an estimated £8,000 as he lay sleeping on the rails.