Bank notes covered in drugs
0 commentsBritain now has so many drug users that it is thought nearly 99.9% of bank notes have traces of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and cannabis.
Exclusive Litvinenko transcript
0 commentsIn a sensational exclusive, KGB/CIA Double Agent “Blue Fox” has exclusively leaked a transcript of a tape recording produced by the Americans attempting to further implicate the Russians in the Alexander Litvinenko assassination.
Dirk Benedict moves to the UK
0 commentsStar of the original Battlestar Gallactica and The A Team, Dirk Benedict is known across the globe, so why has 'The Face' moved into this year's Celebrity Big Brother house?
No armageddon for another year
0 commentsIt's 2007, and for another year running the end of the world did not happen. No meteors, no world war 3, no nothing.
Saddam's first day in hell
0 commentsIraqi despot Saddam Hussain has finally been reunited with his boyfriend Satan after he was hung in Camp Justice this morning at 3am GMT.
UK Govt says 'no' to monkeys
0 commentsA government website has said it has no plans to make monkeys available to people with disabilities.
WHSmiths goes crackers
0 commentsIn a bold move, WHSmiths have banned the sale of Christmas Crackers to under-age customers as they contain 'dangerous explosives'.
Reality TV is shit: Official
0 commentsThe Archbishop of York has hit out at reality TV shows, turning down a place in this years so-called 'Celebrity' Big Brother.