Britney loves the muff: Official
0 commentsOnce the schoolgirl of the pop world, it has been been claimed that Britney Spears is well up for a drink from the furry cup.
Apple makes peace with Apple
0 commentsApple Corps and Apple Inc have had a long running history of hard feelings and embitterment, but a new deal between the two companies may finally stop the bickering.
Change the national anthem
0 commentsThe people of Britain were given a voice on the new government website, but I'm not sure they were expecting a petition to change the national anthem to Gold by Spandau Ballet.
Posted to freedom
0 commentsGerman prisons are easier to break out of than ever. In an escape Steve McQueen would have been proud of a German prisoner posted himself to freedom.
eBay in human trafficking scandal
0 commentsOnline auction site eBay have been implicated in human trafficking, offering to sell women into slavery.
Yeovil Deathtrap Hospital
0 commentsA woman admitted to Yeovil District Hospital with a migraine was getting ready to leave when a television set fell on her head.
Bank notes covered in drugs
0 commentsBritain now has so many drug users that it is thought nearly 99.9% of bank notes have traces of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and cannabis.
Exclusive Litvinenko transcript
0 commentsIn a sensational exclusive, KGB/CIA Double Agent “Blue Fox” has exclusively leaked a transcript of a tape recording produced by the Americans attempting to further implicate the Russians in the Alexander Litvinenko assassination.