Muppet wardrobe malfunction
0 commentsA costume failure has been blamed for the latest celebrity nipple shot this week, as Miss Piggy's dress fell open during a live performance of A Muppet Christmas Carol on Ice.
A day for England
0 commentsFor years the Irish have lorded it up on March 17, colouring everything green and drinking bucket loads of Guinness, but now plans are afoot to promote April 23rd, St. Georges Day to the same patriotic extent.
Judgement day cometh
0 commentsSkynet 5, the most advanced computer system known to man was launched into orbit yesterday despite an attempt to sabotage the first attempt.
tym 4 U 2 fuk off om
0 commentsIn a somewhat ambitious move the government wants to send out text messages to foreigners whose visas are about to run out.
Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room
0 commentsA Galway man was found dressed in latex and handcuffs after taking a donkey to his hotel room in Galway city centre, because he was advised "to get out and meet people" the local court heard last week.
Charlotte Church up the duff
0 commentsAfter Charlotte quit smoking and scaling down her elaborate 21st birthday bash last week, it looks like she's got a bun in the oven.
Find sheep near you
0 commentsWith AdultSheepFinder you can meet sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button, or so they claim.
Britney goes bald
0 commentsLesbian pop pixie Britney Spears has shaved her head after a moment of madness at the hair-dressers.