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Badd Dogg!Joint smoking, gun totting gangster rapper Snoop Dogg has been arrested for possesion of drugs and guns.

North Devon school on TV makeoverThe pupils of Chagford Primary School were delighted with the outhcome of the first in a new series of School Makeovers to be shown later in the year on Channel 4.

"Newspapers are lying bastards!"Heather Mills McCartney is suing the newspapers who upset her by printing 'false, damaging and immensely upsetting' claims about her divorce with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney.

Have you seen this shit?This man is wanted by British Transport Police for making fudge dragons on at least 30 trains since August causing over £60,000 worth of damage.

Madonna's brown baby reposessedMadonna seems to have made a rather large oversight in her adoption of an orphan in the fact that it already has parents.

'Blade' star on gun rampageIn a scene reminiscent of the OJ Simpson chase, actor Wesley Snipes is currently being sought out by American police after destroying a shopping mall last night.

Madonna wants a brown babyHuman rights representatives have said that it would be unlawfull for Madonna to adopt a child from Malawi as she's a raving fruitcake.

No love for Recycling SheriffSince his instatement in August, the Teignbridge Council Recycling Sheriff has not been called once to deal with any refuse related issues, after asking for information about the down dirty outlaws who ain't recycling.