World News

Borat storms US and DBorat: Cultural Learning of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was the number one grossing film in the US this weekend, taking $26.4m.

Cornish Oxo freakStephen Kay, 39, used to be a fat bastard, but over the last year all he's eaten is Oxo. He now weighs 15.2 stone, down from 31.5.

KFC: Hiring the dregs of societyYet again the staff at the local KFC have proved to be the closest thing we have to the missing link with sub-human inteligence and an inept ability to get everything wrong.

Badd Dogg!Joint smoking, gun totting gangster rapper Snoop Dogg has been arrested for possesion of drugs and guns.

North Devon school on TV makeoverThe pupils of Chagford Primary School were delighted with the outhcome of the first in a new series of School Makeovers to be shown later in the year on Channel 4.

"Newspapers are lying bastards!"Heather Mills McCartney is suing the newspapers who upset her by printing 'false, damaging and immensely upsetting' claims about her divorce with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney.

Have you seen this shit?This man is wanted by British Transport Police for making fudge dragons on at least 30 trains since August causing over £60,000 worth of damage.

Madonna's brown baby reposessedMadonna seems to have made a rather large oversight in her adoption of an orphan in the fact that it already has parents.