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Bank notes covered in drugsBritain now has so many drug users that it is thought nearly 99.9% of bank notes have traces of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and cannabis.

Exclusive Litvinenko transcriptIn a sensational exclusive, KGB/CIA Double Agent “Blue Fox” has exclusively leaked a transcript of a tape recording produced by the Americans attempting to further implicate the Russians in the Alexander Litvinenko assassination.

Dirk Benedict moves to the UKStar of the original Battlestar Gallactica and The A Team, Dirk Benedict is known across the globe, so why has 'The Face' moved into this year's Celebrity Big Brother house?

No armageddon for another yearIt's 2007, and for another year running the end of the world did not happen. No meteors, no world war 3, no nothing.

Saddam's first day in hellIraqi despot Saddam Hussain has finally been reunited with his boyfriend Satan after he was hung in Camp Justice this morning at 3am GMT.

UK Govt says 'no' to monkeysA government website has said it has no plans to make monkeys available to people with disabilities.

WHSmiths goes crackersIn a bold move, WHSmiths have banned the sale of Christmas Crackers to under-age customers as they contain 'dangerous explosives'.

Reality TV is shit: OfficialThe Archbishop of York has hit out at reality TV shows, turning down a place in this years so-called 'Celebrity' Big Brother.