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The machine that doesn't go 'Ping!'

19/06/07 - 0 comments

Hospitals are noisy places and when you've just come out of surgery it can be hard enough to get some sleep, but when someone's life support machine is making a racket it can be the last straw.


Fat racist bastard dies

18/06/07 - 0 comments

Bernard Manning died today at the age of 76 in the North Manchester General Hospital, where doctors had been trying to treat a kidney problem.


American beauty

18/06/07 - 0 comments

Corvallis, Oregon - A 17 year old lad has been arrested on charges of burglary and sexual assault, of a horse.


Bound to make your eyes water

14/06/07 - 0 comments

If ever you've wondered how well attached a pair of bollocks really are, ask Geoffery Jones from Liverpool. After an argument with a 24 year-old he had one of his chaps ripped off.


Iran to execute porn stars

14/06/07 - 0 comments

Iranian MPs have successfully voted to pass a law which makes pornographic material illegal and to impose a death penalty for producers, who are 'corruptors of the world'.


No more hissy-fits for Hilton

11/06/07 - 0 comments

Paris Hilton has decided to stop being a stuck up posh bitch. No, really...


War on cheese, war on the causes of cheese

06/06/07 - 0 comments

As the Americans continue to spew out propaganda about how the continuing slaughter on both sides in Iraq and Afghanistan is all part of a 'humanitarian effort', terrorist groups all over the world were left kicking themselves at the weekend after missing out on the opportunity for a 'humanitarian bomb attack'.


Olympic waste

05/06/07 - 0 comments

The Wolff Olins design agency were laughing their way to the bank after the London 2012 committee spent a gargantuan £400,000 on the new logo for the games.


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