World News 
Phantom bus-stop fools Alzheimer's patients
05/06/08
A German care home in Düsseldorf has come up with a fine example of forward thinking when they erected a fake bus stop to stop Alzheimer's patients from wandering off.
Optimus Prime banned from flying
02/06/08
An IT consultant was threatened with arrest for wearing a t-shirt with Optimus Prime on the front by security guards at London's Heathrow airport.
Breaking in to the wrong house
28/05/08
Two Australian burglars made a big mistake breaking in drug dealers house when they found the place full of police officers in the middle of a raid.
Happy holidays
26/05/08
One holiday maker in Tokyo is having a very good time after customs officials at Japan's Narita airport lost 1/3 of a pound of cannabis is a passengers luggage.
More Squirrel terror attacks
21/05/08
Squirrels have long been known as an enemy of mankind, but their war against people seems to be stepping up a notch after a squirrel set fire to a flat in Northampton.
No TV and no beer make Rangers go crazy
16/05/08
Around 100,000 Rangers fans went mental on Wednesday following the Uefa cup when a malfunctioning giant TV screen caused problems for fans.
13 year old plays Halo with Hookers
12/05/08
A 13-year-old from Texas has gone on a spectacular bender after acquiring a second card from his fathers credit company.
When pensioners attack
10/05/08
A retired postmistress savagely attacked a group of teens in what is becoming all too familiar. Pensioners are getting out of control, and something must be done.






