World News 
Cadbury recalls Easter eggs
10/02/07
Chocolate manufacturer Cadbury has initiated a product recall on it's Easter eggs as some mollycoddled children may not be able to handle the fact that the eggs were once near a nut or two.
Britney loves the muff: Official
08/02/07
Once the schoolgirl of the pop world, it has been been claimed that Britney Spears is well up for a drink from the furry cup.
Apple makes peace with Apple
06/02/07
Apple Corps and Apple Inc have had a long running history of hard feelings and embitterment, but a new deal between the two companies may finally stop the bickering.
Change the national anthem
26/01/07
The people of Britain were given a voice on the new government website, but I'm not sure they were expecting a petition to change the national anthem to Gold by Spandau Ballet.
Posted to freedom
24/01/07
German prisons are easier to break out of than ever. In an escape Steve McQueen would have been proud of a German prisoner posted himself to freedom.
eBay in human trafficking scandal
18/01/07
Online auction site eBay have been implicated in human trafficking, offering to sell women into slavery.
Yeovil Deathtrap Hospital
13/01/07
A woman admitted to Yeovil District Hospital with a migraine was getting ready to leave when a television set fell on her head.
Bank notes covered in drugs
08/01/07
Britain now has so many drug users that it is thought nearly 99.9% of bank notes have traces of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and cannabis.






