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A day for EnglandFor years the Irish have lorded it up on March 17, colouring everything green and drinking bucket loads of Guinness, but now plans are afoot to promote April 23rd, St. Georges Day to the same patriotic extent.

Judgement day comethSkynet 5, the most advanced computer system known to man was launched into orbit yesterday despite an attempt to sabotage the first attempt.

tym 4 U 2 fuk off omIn a somewhat ambitious move the government wants to send out text messages to foreigners whose visas are about to run out.

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel roomA Galway man was found dressed in latex and handcuffs after taking a donkey to his hotel room in Galway city centre, because he was advised "to get out and meet people" the local court heard last week.

Charlotte Church up the duffAfter Charlotte quit smoking and scaling down her elaborate 21st birthday bash last week, it looks like she's got a bun in the oven.

Find sheep near youWith AdultSheepFinder you can meet sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button, or so they claim.

Britney goes baldLesbian pop pixie Britney Spears has shaved her head after a moment of madness at the hair-dressers.

"Can I have my snake back Mister?"Bradley Stoke may seem like an unlikely place to host a chain of snake thefts, but nine-year-old Jake Wright is painfully aware of the problem.