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"We're all going to die!"Climate scientist Martin Parry, who works at the MET Office in Exeter has revealed shocking information about the future of our planet.

Serbia rejects Sam's bustThe Serbian town of Cacak has reversed it's decision about erecting a statue of Sam Fox after she failed to show them all her famous breasts.

"I snorted my dad"Living legend Keith Richards has recently revealed that he snorted the ground ashes of his father.

Keeping it in the familyAt first glance it seems as if Shrek and the Princess have hired a pair of lookalikes to entertain at their birthday party, but it is in fact the Wayne Rooney's little brother Graham and spade-faced 17-year-old Carly Gardiner.

American beauty?Unbelievable but true, male students at a US university called police after a practically naked woman walked into their house and started masturbating on the couch.

A bad day for ChavsChavs across the country have been dealt a massive double blow today as the Burberry factory in South Wales closes, and it has been announced that 46m credit card details have been stolen from TK Maxx computers.

In the Dogg houseDrug addled rapper Snoop Dogg was shocked to learn his visa application had been denied this month, effectively banning him from the country.

Muppet wardrobe malfunctionA costume failure has been blamed for the latest celebrity nipple shot this week, as Miss Piggy's dress fell open during a live performance of A Muppet Christmas Carol on Ice.