World News 
I fucking hate this shitty job!
0 commentsWe'd all like to cut down on stress, and your job could be the most stressful thing in your life right now, but there's good news from the University of East Anglia. Swearing if fucking good for you.
Gran-bo
0 commentsAva Estelle, 81 from Melbourne, Australia, is not your average granny. When she found out the horrific new that her 18-year-old grand-daughter had been raped she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their balls.
Australia 10 - England 12
0 commentsKYLIE MINOGUE, ROLF HARRIS, CROCODILE DUNDEE, JASON DONOVAN, SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO, ARE YOU LISTENING? ARE YOU LISTENING SKIPPY - YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
Jail time for Facebook user
0 commentsIt's easy enough to do, you're faffing around with a new application that's been added and inadvertently Facebook scans your email address book and all of a sudden you've sent requests to everybody you know.
Smoking age restrictions raised
0 commentsFrom today 16-year-old hoodlums should be finding it much harder to get their hands on a pack of precious Superkings as the Government raises the age limit for buying fags.
American runs over own legs
0 commentsThe Phoenixville Police Department is investigating a freak accident in which a borough woman ran over both of her legs in the drive-through lane at McDonald's on Friday afternoon.
Cornwall's best beach gets own website
0 commentsWhilst some of the local inhabitants are reluctant to let the magic of electrickery into their homes in Cornwall, there are some enlightened souls who are trying to help the casual tourist with an on-line guide to Porthemmet.
Hurricane 'Our Tracey' appeal
0 commentsAs many of you know, Hurricane 'Our Tracey' hit Luton, Bedfordshire and Derbyshire recently. Victims were noticed wandering around aimlessly with only Diamond White for comfort. The hurricane decimated the area, causing over £35 of damage.
