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White Kryptonite discovered in SerbiaIf Superman ever did come to the planet of the yellow sun, then he'd have to watch his back when going through Eastern Europe where a rare form of white Kryptonite has been discovered.

Russian ex-president snuffs itPissed up ex-communist, and the first Prime Minister of the USSR, Boris Yeltsin, today died aged 76, according to the Kremlin.

St. Georges day ignored againYet another 23rd is upon us and life is going on as normal, no George Crosses are flying high and proud, no-one is going round in silly hats (probably a good thing really) and no-one seems to have noticed it's St. Georges day at all.

Another American kid shoots everyone in sightAt some point the Americans will realise that allowing 23 year olds to buy a shed load of weapons and ammunition is just a stupid thing to do.

Hundreds dead in motorway tragedyAround five hundred have been killed after a high-speed accident on a Hungarian motorway involving a large container truck.

Are you offended by history?The swastika has always had a very controversial image, associated with war, Nazi's and the holocaust, although it's original meaning is much further removed.

Sony want to fuck you hard in the assThe massive technology company that doesn't like it's customers has hit out at it's user base again making sure they cannot view their shiny new DVD's at all.

House rape... apparentlyPolice are today interviewing the 17-year-old hostess of a house-party during the weekend that resulted in £20,000 of damage to her parents' house.