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450 kegs of beer grow legs
0 commentsIn the Irish equivalent of the great train robbery, a lone thief has driven off with 360 kegs of Guinness and Budweiser and 90 kegs of Carlsberg from the St James's Gate Brewery in Ireland.
Hats off to smokers
0 commentsGuests at the Clifton Hotel in Portland, Dorset, were faced with having to stand outside in the wind and rain after the hotel was denied a smoking shelter.
Too fat for New Zealand
0 commentsThinking of emigrating to the other side of the globe? If you're overweight, then think again. Richie Trezise, 35, a rugby-playing Welshman, was originally told he had to loose weight after being rejected as he was a "burden on the health care system."
Olympic flame lit
0 commentsIn a grand opening ceremony yesterday the Olympic flame was lit ready for the 2012 Olympics in London.
This is the good shit
0 commentsThe local sheriff's intelligence bureau in Collier County has released a bulletin warning of the latest new drug to hit the streets, which is easy to produce at home, called 'Jenkem'.
A Czechoslovacian werewolf in Cardiff
0 commentsEarly on Monday morning the residents of Cathays, Cardiff were woken to the sound of a wolf howling at the moon, but this was no ordinary wolf, it was a Czech werewolf.
OMFG it's back!
0 commentsFirstly, let me apologise for using such an annoying on-line acronym but for gods sake, the Cadbury's Wispa is back on sale on UK shelves.
Rise of the machines
0 commentsIt was only a matter of time before computers became sentient and decided that we were the biggest threat to this planet, so it comes as little surprise that the killing has already begun.




