World News 
Liverpool? What's that?
0 commentsAccording to Facebook the City of Liverpool is actually Manchester. This may come as quite a surprise to the estimated 439476 people who live there.
Yesterday was national pull-a-sickie day
0 commentsIf any of your colleagues weren't around yesterday because they called in sick, chances are they just didn't feel like coming to work and weren't sick at all.
Cloverfield will make you sick
0 commentsWatching the new monster movie at the cinema is likely to make you sick, although for once it won't be by the exorbitant prices they charge to get in.
Goths thrown off bus
0 commentsA pair of goths were thrown off a bus operated by firm Arriva Yorkshire and barred from getting on another amid fears of passenger safety.
Take a Minogue to bed
0 commentsAntipodean pop pixie Kylie Minogue wants you to take her to bed. What more could you ask for? We're certainly not going to ask twice.
There's mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!
1 commentIn scenes reminiscent of the Hollywood movie 'Snakes on a Plane', Vietnamese customs officials found around a ton of live snakes on a plane.
Coming over here, taking our dogs jobs
0 commentsIn a bizarre twist of roles, immigrant dogs are being brought in to the Police force, although it is the handlers that are being trained.
What are you doing here?
0 commentsA polish man got a big surprise when he visited a local brothel and found his wife offering her services.
