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Bound to make your eyes waterIf ever you've wondered how well attached a pair of bollocks really are, ask Geoffery Jones from Liverpool. After an argument with a 24 year-old he had one of his chaps ripped off.

Iran to execute porn starsIranian MPs have successfully voted to pass a law which makes pornographic material illegal and to impose a death penalty for producers, who are 'corruptors of the world'.

No more hissy-fits for HiltonParis Hilton has decided to stop being a stuck up posh bitch. No, really...

War on cheese, war on the causes of cheeseAs the Americans continue to spew out propaganda about how the continuing slaughter on both sides in Iraq and Afghanistan is all part of a 'humanitarian effort', terrorist groups all over the world were left kicking themselves at the weekend after missing out on the opportunity for a 'humanitarian bomb attack'.

Olympic wasteThe Wolff Olins design agency were laughing their way to the bank after the London 2012 committee spent a gargantuan £400,000 on the new logo for the games.

Oh brother...!Channel 4 have been showing the trails again, and it's time for the nation to split in two over the shite television programming that is Big Brother.

Who's laughing nowA bit late, we know, but apparently Paul Chuckle wasn't laughing after he fell off his bike whilst on holiday in the Greek island of Kefalonia.

Chinese granny gets the hornGranny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city (we have no idea where that is either) has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.