Iguana sneaks onto rooftop in Plymouth
0 commentsPlymouth fire services seem to have very little to do at the moment as they have rescued an Iguana that was stuck in a chimney.
God bless those titties
0 commentsA Russian priest has said he was tricked in to blessing a striptease club after being told it was used as a ballet school.
Like taking a shotgun from a baby
0 commentsPolitically correct grouches have been complaining lately that too many children have access to firearms after it was released that nearly 300 gun permits were issued in the last 2 years to under 18s.
German lift shenanigans
0 commentsA German man has survived a massive 25 foot fall down a lift shaft. For most people this would have been the end of them, but luckily for Jens Wilhelms, 27, he landed on a little old lady who had fallen down the shaft the day before.
The robot rebellion has been crushed
0 commentsThe first attempts at taking over the world by our robotic creations has been quelled after the first automated gun platforms deployed by the US started to target 'friendly' soldiers.
Is it a cake or a biscuit?
0 commentsFor years we've enjoyed the chocolatey, biscuity, cakey goodness of Chocolate Teacakes, but after nearly 20 years the European Court of Justice has ruled they are actually cakes after all.
American van-surfer runs naked through traffic
0 commentsA man is being cared for after being catapulted from the roof of his vehicle whilst van-surfing before running naked along the free-way.
Lotto winner working at McDonalds
0 commentsYou've won the big one, 1.3 million pounds are sat in your bank account, what do you do? Move to the Bahamas? Buy a yacht and sail around the world? If you're Luke Pittard from Cardiff you go back to working at McDonalds.