World News 
Carrier bag for sale
03/08/07
In this time of recycling and environmental friendliness what better way to raise money than selling your old carrier bags on eBay?
Yorkshire shitter caught on camera
31/07/07
After what seemed like dog mess was being deposited on a path in Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire, CCTV was set up to monitor the area, however it proved a dog was not responsible.
Good sex Guide
25/07/07
In a survey of more than 1,000 Guides by Girlguiding UK has revealed today's Guides want to know more about sex.
The Potter boy dies tomorrow
19/07/07
Copies have been circulating on the net for a few days now and a couple of outlets in the US are being sued by the book's US publisher Scholastic for releasing the last Harry Potter book early.
Loadsa money
18/07/07
In Aylsham, Norfolk, a teenager expecting to receive the PlayStation 2 he bought on eBay opened the box to discover 65,400 euros (around £44,000) stuffed in the box. Not bad for a 95 quid investment.
Grapefruit's gonna get you
17/07/07
You thought you could avoid a painful death by eating healthily, didn't you? Well, after the news that sausages are the silent killer, another survey has found that eating grapefruit every day could contribute towards breast cancer.
Killer badgers loose in Iraq
13/07/07
According to residents, British military forces have released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra to panic and presumably eat the locals.
Death by sausage
10/07/07
It's getting to the point where you can't do anything without endangering the planet or yourself. Now it is being reported that sausages can give you cancer.






