World News 
Can we go home yet?
0 commentsAnother Saint Georges Day and still no national holiday. What's wrong with this country?
Have you seen a woman or a tent?
0 commentsDevon and Cornwall Police are looking for a woman who may be in the Plymouth area in a purple tent, and are asking for residents to keep an eye out.
Iguana sneaks onto rooftop in Plymouth
0 commentsPlymouth fire services seem to have very little to do at the moment as they have rescued an Iguana that was stuck in a chimney.
God bless those titties
0 commentsA Russian priest has said he was tricked in to blessing a striptease club after being told it was used as a ballet school.
Like taking a shotgun from a baby
0 commentsPolitically correct grouches have been complaining lately that too many children have access to firearms after it was released that nearly 300 gun permits were issued in the last 2 years to under 18s.
German lift shenanigans
0 commentsA German man has survived a massive 25 foot fall down a lift shaft. For most people this would have been the end of them, but luckily for Jens Wilhelms, 27, he landed on a little old lady who had fallen down the shaft the day before.
The robot rebellion has been crushed
0 commentsThe first attempts at taking over the world by our robotic creations has been quelled after the first automated gun platforms deployed by the US started to target 'friendly' soldiers.
Is it a cake or a biscuit?
0 commentsFor years we've enjoyed the chocolatey, biscuity, cakey goodness of Chocolate Teacakes, but after nearly 20 years the European Court of Justice has ruled they are actually cakes after all.
