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Oh brother...!

Channel 4 have been showing the trails again, and it's time for the nation to split in two over the shite television programming that is Big Brother.

You've seen it all at least 8 times before, nothing's changed. A load of twats stuck in a house and left to create the majority of Channel 4's summer schedule.

Some will be glued to the show, watching every available source, be it the streaming feeds, the endless coverage on E4 or the various TV shows about it that have sprung up in recent years. Others meanwhile, will be hoping against hope that in the first few hours someone will be called a 'Paki' and the whole thing can be called off once and for all.

Sometimes it can actually be genuinely entertaining, but if we give it a month or two the best bits will all be on YouTube, so that should save a few days of your life from being wasted by watching a bunch of no-talent wankers prance about a house in front of the nation.

The TV offal starts tonight on Channel 4, you have been warned.