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Chinese granny gets the horn

Granny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city (we have no idea where that is either) has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

Her local rag, the Yangcheng Evening Post kindly described it at looking like the stalk of a pumpkin.

"At first, it was only a mole, but it gradually grew and became like a horn," she said.

The horny granny says it doesn't hurt, although it does block her vision from time to time.

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