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Spoilt slut needs jailing
The air headed heiress seems to think that "She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives". Yeah, right.
The Simple Life star is best known for sucking cock and acting like a complete moron, so it's no wonder she thinks she can escape the law by playing the Socialite card.
The Free Paris petition is not the only one out there however. The same site is hosting literally hundreds of petition pleading to jail the dozy cow. It's currently winning too... 21,218 to 14,265. Looks like the whore is gonna be someone's bitch.







