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Pissing in the wind

Bulgarian train drivers have had their seats upgraded so they can urinate out of the window without having to get up from the controls.

The drivers' union, the KNSB, complained that some of their older rolling stock did not have toilets for the drivers to use during long journeys. Instead the staff have been passing water out of a lowered window.

In response to this, the management have agreed that the situation is not right, and have now installed swivel chairs so the drivers can happily piss away without having to get up at all.

We're not sure if they have included a length of hosepipe for the ladies or not...

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