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Cruize baby is a ringer

After showing off their new baby Suri in this month's Vanity Fair, it's been revealed that Tom Cruize and Katy Holmes child (pictured) is actually a fake, imported from China.

Initially the couple were reluctant to show their child off to the media and public at large, with some not even believing there was a baby, but such interest has caused them to come forward with the 'exclusive' shots.

Now however, the patronage of the child has come into question. Some say it looks more like Lucy Lui than Katie Holmes, but we can exclusivly reveal the baby was bought on eBay from a Chinese couple in Beijing. They are quoted as saying "She good baby, she not cry when drop her".

The reason for the delay in the couple showing off their new bundle of joy is that the package did not have the full postage ammount, and had to be picked up at the depot.