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Brain scan inconclusive

Doctors have been examining MRI scans of Peter Andre's head for days now but are still unable to find his brain.

The scans have been seen by the finest Harley Street doctors, stumping some of the finest minds medical science has to offer.

"Peter is suffering from a rare condition where the head is left a complete vacuum. His years in the music industry have left him a completely vacant shell of a man. How he still functions is beyond us."

A spokesman for the couple said: "He's had lots of tests, but nobody's any the wiser."

The condition is one he shares with his wife Katy Price. She also suffers from 'Siliconi Inflatus' which has caused her breasts to swell massively.

The exact cause of either condition is still not known. It may be something they picked up in the jungle, although the pair were showing symptoms long before their visit.

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