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Aussies say 'No' to Snoop
The crap gangster was recently given five years probation and 800 hours of community service in the US having pleaded 'no contest' to gun and drug charges and was also banned from visiting the UK a month ago when he was forced to scrap his UK tour with fellow rapper P Diddy.
The Aussies banned the rapper after his growing rap sheet meant he was "not fulfilling character requirements" for entry to the country.
When asked for comment he is reported as saying: "I'll get those sons of bitches, I'll kill their family, I'll kill their pets!"
Now he is no longer able to perform at the upcoming MTV Music Video Awards we just need to find a more permanent solution to shutting him up completely.







