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Burberry factory closes

A Burberry factory in Wales is due to close it's doors for the final time. The factory has been closed as it is no longer "commercially viable".

Even though Burberry is more popular than ever the main problem is not that of image, but simply that chav's are just nicking the stuff.

In the States, Burberry enjoys a more prestige position with celebrities like Christina Aguilara shelling out for the designer wear, however the theiving neds have left the company with "no obvious alternative other than to propose the closure of the factory".

It is now unclear how the seething annoyance of chavs will now clothe their bastard kids.

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