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Serbia rejects Sam's bust
Apparently she "snubbed fans and then failed to turn up for a ministerial dinner staged in her honour" after 'fans' at her concert started chanting for her to show off he most famous assets.
The Page 3 model was apparently shocked that her singing wasn't the main draw of the night. She said "The crowd made rude comments about my breasts."
Plans for the statue have been scrapped now, presumably they no longer thing she's an idol who deserves a proper monument to her talents. What they'll do with all the bronze they procured isn't known, but there's a chance they are two large globes that will someday end up on eBay.








