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American beauty?

Unbelievable but true, male students at a US university called police after a practically naked woman walked into their house and started masturbating on the couch.

From the students reactions we can only assume she was one hell of a shambling man beast as none of them offered to do the gentlemanly thing and finish her off.

The woman, who identified herself only as Melissa from Eastern Michigan University, left after half an hour wearing only a thigh-length black coat, despite previous requests to leave earlier.

What is America coming to when a scantily clothed woman walks into a frat house whilst diddling her kebab and doesn't end up in a spit roast?

More importantly, with cameras on most mobile phones these days, where the hell is the video?

Criminal behaviour? Missed opportunity more like.

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