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In the Dogg house

Drug addled rapper Snoop Dogg was shocked to learn his visa application had been denied this month, effectively banning him from the country.

His surprise is most likely due to the effects of the cannabis and other narcotics he's alleged to have used. He was arrested in Sweden after being "deemed to be under the influence of narcotics".

This may go some way toward explaining why the rapper who "With my mic and my presence I can reach kids the politicians can't and tell them to stop the violence and killings that are currently going on in the UK" forgot that him and his mates beat seven shades of shit out of police officers in the prison after a fight in the British Airways business lounge at Heathrow, causing the ban in the first place.

Speaking to the NME, the rapper said: "It feels like a slap in the face if I don't get to perform there. I think (the government) need to speak to the kids. If they say they don't want big Snoopy Dogg there I'll keep it moving, otherwise open up and let me do what I do. I'm here to perform and give people what they want - to be a peace figure."

How Calvin Broadus (his real name) expects to cut violence is unclear however, as he was caught trying to bring a collapsible baton on an aeroplane in his laptop case at John Wayne International Airport in Orange County, California on September 27 last year.

Perhaps he'll beat it out of the little darlings.

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