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Britney goes bald

Lesbian pop pixie Britney Spears has shaved her head after a moment of madness at the hair-dressers.

It's sounding like the poor lass asked to have a short cut and the salon refused so the nut case grabbed a set of clippers and did it herself.

This mornings papers are now splashed with her signey bonce and we're sure K-Fed is rubbing his hands in glee as Britney shows how nutty and impulsive she can be.

I guess she's just going for the butch lesbian look. Does that make Paris the bitch?