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Saddam's first day in hell

30/12/06 - 0 comments

Iraqi despot Saddam Hussain has finally been reunited with his boyfriend Satan after he was hung in Camp Justice this morning at 3am GMT.

It was initially feared that he would be tried in the UK and would get off with a £50 fine and 120 hours of community service, but the trial went ahead in Iraq before he was sent to see his lover in the fiery pits of hell.

It is not know how he was received as it was thought that the lord of darkness was vacationing with his new boyfriend at the time.

Rumour has it that Saddam may have been condemned to an eternity in Heaven with the Mormons, as Satan, commander of all that is evil, made a deal with God to keep him out of his hair.

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