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UK Govt says 'no' to monkeys

A government website has said it has no plans to make monkeys available to people with disabilities.

In an attempt to be more in touch with the people, the PM's website has set up a section devoted to petitioning the Prime Minister with things they feel need to be changed.

One such petition stated simply "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to provide free monkeys on the NHS".

To be fair, whether this was to help people with disabilities, or to simply get a simian in every home in the UK, we're not sure, but the men from the ministry have said 'no'.

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