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Mutant rat on the loose

27/08/06 - 0 comments

A dangerous mutant rat has been spotted in London and it is feared it is training a gang of rebellious turtles in the sewers.

Local MP Ben Bradshaw described their leader as a "super rat" and vowed to hunt them down with his newly formed elite ninja squad.

Experts have blamed discarded burgers, chips and kebabs. Even rats wont touch KFC.

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