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Britney and Paris: lesbian lovers

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are lesbian lovers and have spent a couple nights drinking from each others furry cups.

The socialite and the 'school-girl' got together after Britney's split with crap pop-star Kevin Federline, and the two spent a cosy night together on 19th November in Las Vegas.

Friends of the 'couple' dismiss this as silly gossip, and that the pair are simply 'friends' and enjoy each other's company.

More recently the pair have been spotted out shopping, and it seems Britney is picking up a few tips from Ms Hilton, especially in the getting dressed department (or should that be not getting dressed).

While most of the media are proclaiming them to be lesbians, we here at ThisIsntExeter are still hoping against hope that they're both just bi.

Game on.

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